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How to be internet famous
posted on Thursday, 17 December 2015 @ 13:18 | permalink
Hey guys!!I know this isn't the normal stuff i post but, after joking around with my friends and stuff, i decided to write this.
*warning: results may vary*
So here it is, ☁ Do or just spread a scandalous rumour about yourself that is so provocative, it captures everyone's attention.
In terms of that, i do mean something sexual. Cause whether you like it or not, sex sells. So yeah,
if you want to get people's attention, do/spread something so scandalous, because at the end of the
day, everyone loves gossip.
☁ Take provocative photos of yourself and post it on Instagram
Obviously, you know what i mean by provocative photos right? But what if you don't have natural
assets? Well here's a few options for you
☁ Start unnecessary conflict you don't even know.
When i mean someone you don't even know, i mean someone locally famous, do some Instagram
or blog post or even a Youtube video and spread the new!! Why? Because the person who is
"involved" would probably reply to it causing people to be interested in who you are!
☁ Make an obnoxious youtube video.
Make a video about something completely unnecessary, ridiculous even, something so huge that it
captures people's attention so much that they decide to watch it.
Outcome
Well if you're actually considering this, here's what might happen, you might actually be able to capture people's attention, who doesn't like gossip? Even if they don't know who you are, they'll start to stalk you on social media, probably follow you after just to get the latest scoop of what you've done etc. But that would mean that you're infamous wouldn't it? But hey, after you get the amount of limelight you want, you can slowly change things and slowly try to be famous for the right reason. Just look around you, there're tons of famous people that changed their bad reputations and even went as far as being role models and icons!
Consequences
Here is where the ugly side comes, and things you need to consider before you actually do the things that i wrote about
● Your Family
Think about it, how would your parents or even your siblings or other close relatives feel if they
hear about it? Sure you can be all "It's my life and i do what i want" about it but put yourself in
their shoes, how would you feel if you hear from someone that your child or sibling did something
morally disgraceful? Wouldn't you feel embarrassed?
● Your Friends
Let's face it, not everyone can accept you after doing one of the listed things, and some might even
disagree or worst, add fuel to the fire and make things even worse for you, and i know that there's a
saying that true friends stick with you throughout, but if you're ready to do this, you've to get
mentally prepared to lose friends or gain friends but the friends you gain might not be diamonds so
be careful.
● Your Reputation
Well, other than your family and friends, there's literally nothing more important than this! Why?
Well that's because your reputation alone could be the reason why you do/don't get a job in the
future. Do you want to be known as that person that did XXXX? And sure, i did say above that
you can change your reputation in the future, but what if you can't? What if the damage is so bad
that you can't turn the table and make yourself famous for the right reason? By that time, you're
truly fucked.
In Conclusion
DON'T DO IT!!!
Why? Because, a lot of times, people might just be lucky that they got themselves out of the suckish situation they were put in whether they did it intentionally or not, and trust me when i say that they probably put in a shit-load of effort to change their reputation! There're more important things in life other than being famous, so instead of wrecking your brains on how to be famous, why not find ways to make yourself and the people around you happy? BUT if you really want to be famous, you'll really have to put some elbow grease and work hard for it, whether it's Instagram or blogging etc. But do try to be famous for the RIGHT reasons okay? Besides, fame isn't everything and if you're meant to be famous, you'll be, if not, just do you! It sounds like a super cheesy way to end this post but it really is true!
Who knows? Not being famous might be a blessing in disguise cause you might not be able to handle the social pressures and stuff. I'm not saying you should worship those people that are Instagram famous, but yeah, it might not be for everyone.
So please, don't take what I wrote too seriously, it's just somethings my friends and I talked about that's all.
So yeah, I guess I'll talk to you guys in my next entry!
Bye!
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